It has recently come to my attention that there is some sort of “war” going on between Seppie and Arash to see who has the better blog. I, being infinitely cooler and wiser than they are, refuse to participate in this childishness. However, this does not stop them from poking fun at my little blog.
Well, I’m putting my foot down. If anyone out there has any compassion towards the underdog, join Team Roshan as we fight to vanquish these two clowns named Arash and Seppie. They may have more followers. They may have more views. They MAY post consistently about things that are actually relevant to what they’re doing. BUT do they say shmeh? Do they struggle with high heels on the cobblestones of Cordoba? Do they wipe poo off of other people’s butts? Do they emanate waves of cool the way I do? NO!
Only you can make the decision to join the side of the light. (Get it? My name means light? Ha. See! My blog’s hilarious.)
With that because Arash has said THIS about my blog:
Arash: you wont win
you
1. dont post interesting stories
2. dont try
3. dont have dedicated readers
me: 1. why do you say that
3. youre dedicated
Arash: 1. you hide your fun stories/keep it PGish
I will give you the title of the new super sexy and exciting blog post that will be coming soon (to a computer screen near you). It was previously removed because its not…. politically correct, and will probably offend people. (I apologize in advance for being a terrible person.)
Morocco: The Story of How Robyn and Roshan Ended Up Butt-Naked in a Dark Room Full of Total Strangers.
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Also here’s an update on goals:
Heels: Totally overrated. I rock my converse.
Spanish: I understand everything. Please don’t ask me to talk though.
Fun: It’s Christmas. You don’t even have to try to have fun during Christmas.
Wow can't believe you're ruining our alliance. Guess I have to extinguish your candle (YEAH I JUST MADE THAT JOKE)
ReplyDelete"I, being infinitely cooler and wiser than they are, refuse to participate in this childishness."
ReplyDeleteLast night this is what she was saying
Roshan: also whos winnign
also how do i win
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Roshan: tell me the rules
and whos winnign
and ill see if i wanna participate.
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Roshan: i want to win
Roshan is playing. She only says shes not because she can't win. QED.
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http://fluffyinspain.blogspot.com/2010/11/morocco.html
i want to win. i dont want to play.
ReplyDeletealso sep im like a third party candidate stealing votes away from arash. but youre still going to win. like ralph nader.
dear roshan,
ReplyDeletei have done some research. i think that you are more like the tea party than ralph nader, but not, you know, racist and evil. as in, you may have a shot at this thing. the other contestants' blogs are fine, but they don't have SPIRIT.
secondly, i resent this for you:
"Additionally Roshan has finally updated her blog.There are two reasons why I say this. 1. Because I know if I don't no one will check her blog because.... well no one checks her blog. 2. If anyone can actually get through her post(without skimming and thinking "is she going to write about anything, is she going to write about anything"), I will give you a dollar. I'll admit, I wasn't able to make it. "
and would like to tell Arash that he owes me a dollar.
love, kaytee
hahah roshan this post and the one before had me cracking up!
ReplyDeleteBlah, Arash' and Sep's blog is full of SENTENCES. It's so boring. I like yours better, Roshan. If I wanted to read, I'd pick up a book, and then get bored and go watch netflix. MORE BULLET POINTS!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, Arash should give ME six dollars because I'm following Roshan with six different accounts.
Kaytee, give me your mailing address, although bff bias should not be allowed. So sad that you don't know Roshan, cause she is evil and definitely racist.
ReplyDeleteSky, one of my posts was all bullet points. Roshan is the tea party, shes cheating and making up followers.